The Secret Revealed: How to be treated like a superstar in Japan
Have you ever dreamed of becoming a superstar?
Do you fantasize about a life in Japan?
What if I tell you that you can have both in one!
In this post I’ll tell you exactly what you need to do in order to be treated like a superstar in Japan!
It’s very simple and (almost) everyone can do it!
Are you ready for this super secret tip that I haven’t shared with anyone else yet? You’ll be the first to read this!
You better get a pencil and a notebook! I’m sure you want to take a few notes!
Here we go: *drumroll*
The secret revealed: How to be treated like a superstar in Japan
It’s actually very simple!
- You don’t need to attend an acting school!
- You don’t have to get plastic surgery!
- You don’t need any special talent.
- You don’t even have to look great!
All you need is ….. your DNA!
To be more precise, you need to be a foreigner in Japan!
Even better for you, if you’re a “Western looking” foreigner!
Yes, that’s all!
It’s as simple as that!
And I swear you’ll be treated like a superstar … at least every now and then!
You are beautiful / handsome:
Do you know how often I get to hear how beautiful I am?
How long my eyelashes are, how long my legs are, how long my nose is (* that is considered beautiful …).
“Well, maybe that’s because you are beautiful”, you say?
No, trust me. That’s not it!
I’ve seen the ugliest foreign men here and Japanese girls will all squeal and scream: “Handsome guy!”
Personally I don’t like being treated like that, so I usually just ignore or deny when they compliment me. But they won’t give up!
|Japanese:||“You are so tall!”|
|Me:||“But there are so many Japanese girls who are as tall as me!!”|
|Japanese:||“You are so beautiful!”|
|Me:||“I don’t think so! Look at all those beautiful Japanese girls!”|
|Japanese:||“Your nose is so long!”|
|Me:||“Do you want to make me cry?”|
|Japanese:||“Sunglasses look so cool on foreigners, but not on Japanese. It’s because foreigners have a long nose!”|
|Me:||“Ok, I give up ….”|
When my little brother came to visit, it got really bad. The two of us attracted so much attention it was insane! In every corner young girls and boys stopped, stared at us and I heard them whisper: “Bijin (*gorgeous)! Handsome!”
And trust me if I tell you that we are just completely NORMAL looking people!
I know it’s not that we are considered to be stars, but several things Japanese do, make us foreigners feel like we are stars in Japan!
Just today I went to Starbucks and there was a young male cashier. He got really nervous and asked me weird questions!
Even the guy who handed over my coffee had shaky hands! What the hell is up with that?
Girls squeal and run away as if they just touched their favorite idol right after talking to a male foreigner!
A lot of people want to talk to you or even take photos together with you!
It’s THAT crazy at times!
And you know those situations when somebody should be penalized, but isn’t because of their “star status”?
That’s what sometimes happens with “gaijin” in Japan, too! You are not penalized, they’ll forgive you because you’re a “baka gaijin” (* a stupid foreigner) and you don’t / can’t know any better.
The truth about the foreign rockstar myth:
What I just mentioned in the previous paragraph has nothing to do with being treated like a star. In fact, most Japanese people just want to interact with you. Even nowadays foreigners are a rather rare sight, especially for those Japanese who live in the countryside. They want to talk, they want to know more about you and your country and they want to take a memory photo, so they can tell all their friends that they actually spoke to a foreigner.
In some sense that makes us little stars, I guess.
Unfortunately a lot of (especially young male) foreigners REALLY think they are rockstars here in Japan and try to exploit situations and people as much as they can, putting shame on us others!
Please don’t turn into one of those big-headed gaijin assholes!
Like it or hate it:
I’m sure … or maybe I should say I KNOW that a lot of foreigners might enjoy this kind of “star status”, especially young male foreigners. (*I’m sorry guys, I’m not trying to pick on you, I swear! Well, maybe a little …)
And I’m sure those of you who live in Japan have run into them occasionally. I hope you’re not one of them!
People who love being the center of attention might enjoy swimming in this sea of compliments.
For me, it’s rather annoying. I don’t want to be treated like that. It shows me that I’m different, that I’m an outsider.
Of course I love to hear compliments, but the sheer frequency and amount of compliments here in Japan is just overdoing it! I can’t take it seriously anymore and it annoys me.
Furthermore it can be hard not to become too full of yourself if everybody constantly tells you how “great” you are!
A word of warning:
Because foreigners are considered to be somewhat exotic, handsome, beautiful, cool or [enter whatever you can come up with] there are some Japanese who like to hang out with you.
However, that’s not because they truly want to be your friend! It’s because they want to show off with their new exotic “accessory”!
For you guys out there, it means that many of you might have it easy to get laid. Congratulations!
There are even Japanese who are considered to be “gaijin hunters“. Be aware!
I know this all sounds a bit harsh and hard to believe and certainly not all Japanese would treat you like that, but I want you to realize that this is something you might have to deal with when living in Japan! And it’s certainly not just my imagination. Other people have described the “Rockstar Syndrome” in Japan as well!
How about you?
Have you experienced such a treatment or does that sound completely off?
If you’ve never been to Japan, what do you think about it?
Would you love being treated (at least a little bit) like a star?